Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

Mr Newbey

A term used to describe a geography teacher that undergoes a lot of stress while teaching their students. They are also teachers that manage to ensure even the most chatty and disruptive students manage to achieve excellent grades. He really is the sediment of the class.

1)Hey did you see the way that teacher shut down the argument with the two girls? That's a Mr Newbey there

2) Omg did you see the Mr Newbey? His hair is so cool and his students are so smart!

by reevespieces October 16, 2020

merb nerbler

A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.

Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.

by Willie shaverpus February 17, 2023

Joshua Martin Newberry

the sexiest and handsomest guy you'll ever meet. great at most video games and cares a lot about all of his friends.if you get him as your man consider you lucky... he's got an AMAZING attitude and will never leave you or cheat on you.if you get into an argument he gives to shits and loves you to hell. probably single. he is also hilarious and nice. very charismatic so he has lots of friends. a nerd if you like them.

I love my Joshua Martin Newberry.
Joshua Martin Newberry my best friend!

by ololollloim josh October 4, 2019

newbie (n00b)

Anyone who plays the sport of paintball using a plastic gun, namely, anything made by Brass Eagle.

That God-damn newbie broke his barrel off when he tripped over that beaver dam.

by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

Newbie Josh

Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.

That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.

by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005

Newbern

The lamest small town in the history of small town-ness. It is a death trap to any who aspire to do anything great, though there have been rare cases of people moving away and living a somewhat normal life, though psychotherapy has reportedly been heavily involved.

I used to live in Newbern, but my doctor says my recovery is going well.

by LindseyT February 18, 2009