necking

The term old people (over 40) use to describe the art of macking out. mostly because they are still caught in the olden dayes and they are not all up with the new trends.

mom: "ok you kids have fun and no necking while your at the movie"

by susan May 13, 2005

Bird Nesting

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011

Turkey necking

as you and your female partner are having sex doggy style the head of your penis pulls the inside of her vagina out resembling that of a turkeys neck

The other night I was back there turkey necking my old lady.

by Mr. Pit August 5, 2008

Neckington

Gonna go get some neck.

My mans Jp finna go get the neckington bruh!

by swagstar1111111111 October 22, 2010

Neckingsaurus Wrecks

When a man or woman has chosen to neck/get off/snog the ugliest person. This is deemed as Neckingsaurus Wrecks. It is also a game where whoever necks the ugliest person wins £20. There must be picture evidence of the necking or no win. Often you work in doubles, one guy necks, other takes pics!

Example 1
Guy 1: Where is Craig?
Guy 2: Neckingsaurus Wrecks
Guy 1: Sick bastard, he needs to get some standards

by Denzilianmwctush February 26, 2011

Nesting Finger

Middle finger used to finger a girl.

Guy1: Dude, I broke my nesting finger yesterday.

Guy2: That sucks, you always have your left hand.

by Son of Wil November 19, 2011

Nosking

nosking is the term one uses when they are "not asking" another person on a date. in essence, it is the closest one comes to asking another person out without actualy doing it, simply because they cannot be allowed to actualy date the person they are nosking out.

"i really want to ask you out, but i cant because i am afraid of gertting hurt and your leavbing at the end of the summer. so im "Nosking" you out, because i still want to be with you in some way..."

by muwahahaThe COLONEL December 30, 2011