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Mississippi Necktie

A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.
Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."

Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010
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Sherman Necktie

When general sherman made his march to the sea in the American civil war, and took railroad ties in the south and twisted them around trees
by G.G. 34610 January 16, 2008
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Trump necktie

They gave that BLM protester a Trump necktie. It was horrifying.
by Mistah Fo-real-yo July 30, 2016
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nicaraguan necktie

A slit across the neck, below the chin, supposedly from ear to ear, similar to the "Cuban Necktie", except the tongue in this case is substituted with the the victim's dismembered penis, pulled down through the hole in the throat, thereby resembling a necktie.
That asshole pulled his cock out in front of my woman again, so I had to give him a nicaraguan necktie.
by Rev.Chez January 26, 2009
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Egyptian Necktie

A sexual act in which a man performs autoerotic asphyxiation while being fanned by several young women using palm fronds.
Contrary to recorded history, accidents involving the Egyptian Necktie were the leading cause of death in the ancient world.

Man 1: Did you hear that Steve passed away last week?

Man 2: Yeah, apparently he lost consciousness while doing the Egyptian Necktie, and the other participants were really committed to the act. The just kept fanning him instead of calling 911.
by Phallus Megus August 7, 2012
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Chilean Necktie

The practice of tying a handkerchief around a lady friend's neck before ejaculating on her face. The handkerchief protects any clothing or jewelry the girl may be wearing, while still allowing the man to enjoy pornographically decorating his date's face and hair.

The name originates from the common technique of wrapping a napkin or towel around the neck of a bottle of wine to prevent liquid from dripping onto the table. The "Chilean" part refers to the delicious, yet relatively inexpensive wines of Chile, and serves the dual purpose of just sounding dirty.
That girl from the party was blowing me in the closet, and didn't want to get my load on her cocktail dress, so I whipped out a hanky and gave her a Chilean Necktie. Didn't do much for her mascara, unfortunately.
by bigsaxquatch January 21, 2011
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bologna necktie

The act of choking your partner with your "Bologna" (Penis/Strap on)
Pedro: "Hey Jim what are you doing today"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"
by Paydrofell August 31, 2016
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