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Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.
"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.
by iNT2 April 11, 2011
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intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk
(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!
by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006
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narstification

nar-sti-fi-ca-tion

n.
1. A functional extension of the word nasty, signifying an extreme amount thereof. It describes an act of such utter ridiculousness and skill that the recipient of the action feels nasty afterwards because it happened to them.

2. An original player name for online games coined by B.J.Y. in Atlanta, GA ca. 2003.

origin: see example. Influences also from adding the term -ified to an adj. to create a verb (i.e. nastified), -ation to signify a noun, as well as an r to an adjective to make it more interesting.

related forms: narstified, verb
"This server is full of pros... that guy shot me in the head with surgical narstification." -Don N.

"What does narsti...uh...whatever mean?"
"Go look it up on urbandictionary.com"
by Narstification December 9, 2008
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Notification Ramifications

When you've gone on a facebook spree and now get 50 thousand notifications. Usually you've commented on something obscure and the ensuing comments spiral into a whirlwind comment-fest that you wish you'd never begun.
Man, I wish I hadn't gone on that facebook spree! Now I can't log in to facebook without having 50 thousand notifications, all from commenting on Scott's status! The notification ramifications from that comment are insane!
by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011
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notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.
I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?
by boyboyboyboyboy December 28, 2011
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Mastification

to have sex with all the whores of your
harem at one time.
shit mastafication is the bomb!!
by Kurt Himself August 15, 2003
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notification bomb

Upon liking or commenting a photo/status/wall post on Facebook, you have tons of notifications from other people who have commented on that photo/status/wall post.
Friend 1: Man... I got tagged in one of those "Type of Friend" photos today.

Friend 2: What's so bad about that?

Friend 1: I logged out, then back in an hour later, and I had 65 notifications saying that someone else kept commenting on that photo.

Friend 2: Bro, I'm sorry. You got totally notification bombed right there.
by JPraxis July 30, 2010
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