Narnia

Narnia; euphemism for being so far in the closet it is actually delusional.

That is so far in the closet it is like Narnia in there with talking lions, n stuff.

Narnia by Modern Women December 27, 2025

[narnia] 

a land that is said to be reached when one is extremely baked, snorting cocaine, or tripping on acid.

"dude i want to go to narnia"-- means i want to get high tonight

[narnia] by babyd696969 December 9, 2008

[Narnia] 

Drunk; Welcome to the land of Narnia. Going way beyond the wardrobe.
In the land of Narnia everything goes.
Being completely smashed.

I have no idea what happened last night I was in Narnia.
I drank so much I went to Narnia last night.
I became a citizen of Narnia last night.
I was way beyond the wardrobe when that happened.
You know your in Narnia when you look around the room and you think everyone looks like Dinnah

[Narnia] by Pepper620 January 31, 2009

Narnia Poo 

Taking a shit in someones closet

This ones going straight to Narnia

BRB im gonna take a Narnia Poo

Narnia Poo by Zansen November 7, 2013

Narnia Wardrobe 

When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.

After that spanish seagull, she just turned into a narnia wardrobe. Fuck.

Narnia Wardrobe by fornicatia December 9, 2009

Narnia gay 

So far in the closet, you're in Narnia.

Look at that guy eyeing me up like that, he's such a Narnia gay...

Narnia gay by Psychemaster March 7, 2007

Narnia Holiday 

A Narnia Holiday is when your boyfriend sends you away somewhere because he has people visiting him who do not know he is gay. That way he gets to stay in the closet.

My boyfriend had his mother visting him so he sent me on a narnia holiday at my mates place for the week.

Narnia Holiday by SpI August 30, 2015