Narcissistic Dick Disorder 

When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...

Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"

Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."

Narcissistic Dick Disorder by MLGPingu September 1, 2015

narcissistic birthday syndrome 

a condition in which ones birthday (or month) is approaching so the person in question completely ignores everything in life except his or her upcoming birthday. Constantly reminding others that his or her day is approaching, planning their own parties, suggesting gifts, and changing the subject of every social conversation in to something about said birthday.

Guy: "Greg's birthday is coming up, are you going to his party?"
Girl: "How can you not? He's only reminded me every day since last month and invited me to his 3 parties he planned for himself. His narcissistic birthday syndrome is in full swing."

narcissistic birthday syndrome by quixilver09 January 11, 2017

Narcissistic Penguin

Someone who thinks they are a good moderator on online communities when really they're not

Wow! You must be a narcissistic penguin - you're THAT bad!

Narcissistic Penguin by BlueCore January 30, 2017

Narcissistic Sociopath 

No regards or respect for those around not even the parents that did such a shitty job raising you

Im sorry son your father is a narcissistic sociopath so i have to protect your little developing mind.

Narcissistic Sociopath by Nikhay July 18, 2018

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all 

When someone is a little bitch boy who only cares about themself
They will pretend to care about you or other people but you know

Reyan and Ethan are total narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it alls
they are always saying sum shit
LIKE BITCH YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all by ASSTDDIESBITCH April 4, 2018

Narcissistic Parent 

The worst thing you can ever have in your life. A narcissistic parent doesn't love you, and simply sees you as an accident that sometimes serves as a useful tool to give them leverage in life. Trying to talk to them is like talking to a brick wall, and they always turn their flaws around on you to make it seem like you're being ungrateful. A person with a narcissistic parent often feels as though the parent in question doesn't care about them -- and they're right. But they also feel like their emotions and feelings mean nothing; THAT is false.

If you have a narcissistic parent -- or worse yet, BOTH of your parents are narcissists -- the best thing to do is RUN, and never look back. Forget they ever existed, because they never cared about your existence. You are worthy of being loved, even if your parent(s) don't think so. Find a person whom you look up to as the father/mother figure you never had and never let go. Don't even bother confronting them, because it will just make things worse for you. Simply cut them out and if you ever have children of your own, do everything you can to NOT be your parents.

Narcissistic Parent by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2021

narcissistic asshole 

one of those people who write their names on this website then writes a bunch of shit about how good they are. Nobody gives a fuck if your a bad bitch, or a good singer, or really hot, nobody gives a fuck.

Becky is a narcissistic asshole

narcissistic asshole by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 11, 2020