Dusted my dad

Jacking it. Wanking. Stroking one off.

I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱

by tc69 April 19, 2018

my dad is dead

A phrase that is meant to be a joke but taken seriously by the uneducated.

My dad is dead. No seriously he is dead. He died this morning. No he is alive stupid.

by bongobat October 26, 2007

oh my dad

When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.

Fuck dude you just jacked my car...
Oh my dad... he'z gonna beat my ass.

by Dis shit is ferior! May 24, 2004

my dad is dead

an alternative to "that sucks"

When there is an awkward silence after receiving some bad news you say "my dad is dead"

by GipperAKH October 30, 2007

My dad Owns Microsoft

The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft

Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft

by THICCBOU May 16, 2018

where is my dad with the milk

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT

where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.

by fatfucc February 11, 2020

my dad owns roblox

a very popular quote on a game called Roblox. It is usually used when Roblox people are arguing.

Robloxian 1: HAHA you have no robux noob
Robloxian 2: My dad owns roblox

by SmartLugia June 30, 2020