by John432916750 April 21, 2009

National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long
Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long
Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
by Magoozel October 6, 2021

you suck my cock on december 21st
by suck my cock man December 20, 2020

national touch my boob day is on march 28th. On this day you have permission to touch anyone’s boob.
elosie:*touches her friends boob*
alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”
alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”
by Bitchcreator April 4, 2019

On December 01 at 6 PM GMT. Everyone google "Why is my pee red", to confuse the hell out of search algorithms
by anonymous November 19, 2020

by buddielust January 12, 2021

by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019
