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My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!
My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖
by James’ daughter July 25, 2022
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my dad is dead

A phrase that is meant to be a joke but taken seriously by the uneducated.
My dad is dead. No seriously he is dead. He died this morning. No he is alive stupid.
by bongobat October 26, 2007
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oh my dad

When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.
Fuck dude you just jacked my car...
Oh my dad... he'z gonna beat my ass.
by Dis shit is ferior! May 24, 2004
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my dad is dead

When there is an awkward silence after receiving some bad news you say "my dad is dead"
by GipperAKH October 30, 2007
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My dad Owns Microsoft

The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft
Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft
by THICCBOU May 16, 2018
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where is my dad with the milk

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT
where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.
by fatfucc February 11, 2020
mugGet the where is my dad with the milkmug.

my dad owns roblox

a very popular quote on a game called Roblox. It is usually used when Roblox people are arguing.
Robloxian 1: HAHA you have no robux noob
Robloxian 2: My dad owns roblox
by SmartLugia June 30, 2020
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