suck my left butt- cheek

When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
by Rara isbooyaa May 18, 2007
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Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.
Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt
by Sargonasa November 25, 2021
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kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.
Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006
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touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).
hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).
by rredrocket April 11, 2025
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I like it in my butt

A male or female bending or bent down and lower part in the air
by Griffin Johnson December 14, 2022
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69 my butt

by Bidgskaievejsn January 26, 2020
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crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy
son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”
by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022
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