Chocolate muzzle

When two people who love each other very much have strange sex games, one may lick the other's bumhole with quite some vigour. If they emerge with faeces spread around their mouth, then they have a "chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".

It can be used as such:
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"

by Padlav September 28, 2011

muzzle sex

1. When a male seeks gratifying sex with a female without having to view her face. This can be any level or form of sex, including favourites such as spit-roasting, the chandler effect, 'harry'ing and skull-fucking.

2. A favourite past-time of selfish, mysoginisitc men. These men may often be referred to as "harry"s or "chandler"s, please see these entries.

3. Muzzle sex does not essentially require a muzzle. One may have muzzle sex while wearing a balaclava. The ultimate aim of muzzle sex is to avoid seeing an unattractive female's face. Research has shown women may look between 200-500% with muzzles. Muzzle sex is best achieved by taking the woman from behind.

Harry: I dig muzzle sex.
Belinda: But I feel like a dog...
Harry: SUCK IT BITCH!!

by Harry's Asian Sensation December 6, 2007

cock muzzle

when someone tries to talk while sucking cock .

Manuel tries to cock muzzle every night.

by peniscunt69 November 3, 2014

spunk muzzle

a facial cumshot which covers mostly the mouth.

Gee I'd sure like to give Sally a spunk muzzle.

by Captain_Larry_2008 October 28, 2008

harsh muzzle

Anyone who is trying to contain your enthusiasm or keep you from speaking your mind.

Dude I hate to hang with you since you're always trying to put the harsh muzzle on everyone.

by Barbie Cakes November 27, 2017

Muzzle awareness

To watch your mouth in an often dangerous situation (as used in Jack Ryan, Season 1 and 2 episode 1).

"...Doc, do me a favor. Watch your muzzle awareness. I got kids that think I'm an Astronaut."

by Miteam412 November 4, 2019

muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018