Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.
by DeerQueef September 1, 2009
Get the Muffin Topmug. the rolls of fat that hangs over girls' jeans usually when too tight like the tops of muffins over their paper cups.
Really ugly.
Really ugly.
by koo mamaeet kartofeeluh December 30, 2008
Get the Muffin topsmug. the overflowing of fat of a girls abdominal area where it hangs and jiggles when walking.
Usually visible on a overweight chick who wears pants that are 5 sizes too small.
Usually visible on a overweight chick who wears pants that are 5 sizes too small.
by Hecktor Fagot January 18, 2010
Get the Muffin Topmug. Allison thought muffin tops were for eating, or the bulge that overhangs pants or skirts, but she didn't know it's also where there's boobage overhang.
Her cup over flows.
Her cup over flows.
by Rinne427 May 26, 2010
Get the Muffin Topmug. A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP
Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top
by Jai the almighty November 1, 2012
Get the Muffin topmug. When a man with a stretchy scrotum pulls it over his entire genetalia making a fleshy mound that resembles a muffin top (with hair).
Last night Jack did a muffin top in front of all the girls at the party and none of them talked to him for the rest of the night.
by Jay Gall June 11, 2006
Get the Muffin Topmug. The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)
"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"
by Shane Fox September 14, 2008
Get the Muffin-topsmug.