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Moss

Masturbation with your left hand only.
Time allocated to masturbate with your left hand.
Isnt it time to moss it?
When are you mossing it today?
I broke my right hand, I guess Ill have to moss it.
by Alcabsaw December 25, 2008
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Mossing

To relax at home in formal garb. Mostly refers to jeans, but can apply to collared shirts and dress pants as well.
When is this guy gonna buy a pair of sweatpants and quit mossing it?
by DeChrisp February 7, 2020
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Mossed

Guy 1: Wow you see that guy Mossed that pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah what a bitch.
by McMoss18 September 25, 2010
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Mossed

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.
Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.
Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!
Cowboys fan: Sigh....
by Midgetyman567 December 18, 2008
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mossed

Me and Randy are gonna go get mossed after the game.
by Jon-E September 21, 2005
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mossed

a hilarious video that you tell everyone else to read, but only the filmakers get the moral. chocolate pancakes
Wow, that movie is nearly as good as mossed!
by parkinsonschocolate December 27, 2009
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Moss

Originally used in football, it is now being used to indicate that you have destroyed someone in a verbal, or physical manner.
Person one; example a: Hoh? Badass you say? That's what you classify yourself as? Deplorable. What a vain piece of trash you are. Remember this, 'Badass'; for every badass with such conceit as yours, there's always someone badder.

Person two: Mossed.


Person one; example b: MAN; what happened to you?!

Person two: He got mossed.
by An_Epic_Alias September 25, 2008
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