Morning Shitdown 

When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.

Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”

Morning Shitdown by See not us November 17, 2018

Morning Snout 

When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.

Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.

Morning Snout by The Babber October 7, 2019

Rat Morning Star

1a: Rat- a small, omnivorous, usually disease carrying rodent.
1b: Morning star- a powerful club or mace.
1c: Rat Morning Star: a weapon/summoned monster forged from a dead rat tied to a stick and infused with Bankai energy, resulting in a 15' tall undead rat warrior with a giant pole attached to its tail.

Leo totally started kicking ass when he activated his Rat Morning Star! see also: Rat Flail

Rat Morning Star by aka_Pyro July 12, 2007

morning scrambler 

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.

The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!

morning scrambler by TeamPrank September 14, 2009

Early Morning Suprise 

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.

Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.

Early Morning Suprise by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009

Morning Steel 

Having a ridiculous boner in the morning, or also having Auto-Mechanics class 1st Hour.

Kirk: Bro, i got Morning Steel!! I gotta go!

Ryan: Ok man, go control your boner!

Kirk: Nah man, Auto-Mechanics, 1st Hour!

Morning Steel by yerpy, money, money, money January 10, 2012

morning sex 

the morning after having sex with the person you love. The girl should wake up before the boy and she should get between his legs and swirl her tongue around his cock until it's hard. then suck on him until he wakes up and when he wakes up the girl should sit on his cock, while it's pushed inside of her pussy then fuck him softly while he lays there in a daze of the night before.

I woke up to my girl blowing me, she so wanted morning sex

morning sex by mohymohymohymohymohy November 11, 2013