misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies

Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits

by Yak October 12, 2003

sac of misery

A newborn baby

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.

by xarathustra December 1, 2017

Scissory misery

The female version of cock blocker

She’s such a scissory misery
She’s not a cock blocker, she’s a scissory misery

by Snottydottylotty August 4, 2019

sweet misery

A person who got rejected by someone he/she loves, but then the male/female still loves him/her.

I had sweet misery when _______________ said no to me.

by eurekaseven July 12, 2006

critic's misery

When you pay so much attention to entertainment that it's ruined.

Critic's Misery ruined Game of Thrones when I saw that coffee cup!

by TopherVexel December 27, 2021

Misery Elephant

a person who carries around all the negative things that have ever happened to them in their lifetime, and are constantly reminding everyone of them, thriving on the negative

She thrives on the negative, she is such a misery elephant!

by Lopp-Headz February 12, 2012

Misery-Fied

Slang for making a thing or living thing muscular , nude or in a revealing outfit.

(An Inside joke)

Hey bro, did you see this new character? They're really cool!
Aw shit they got Misery-Fied

by Misey April 3, 2021