misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies

Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits

by Yak October 12, 2003

Scissory misery

The female version of cock blocker

She’s such a scissory misery
She’s not a cock blocker, she’s a scissory misery

by Snottydottylotty August 04, 2019

sac of misery

A newborn baby

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.

by xarathustra December 01, 2017

sweet misery

A person who got rejected by someone he/she loves, but then the male/female still loves him/her.

I had sweet misery when _______________ said no to me.

by eurekaseven July 12, 2006

Misery Nap

Verb
Pronunciation: misz-ah-re NAP

a nap taken during an extreme bout of depression, not taken due to lack of sleep, over exertion, or any real reason. usually lasting longer than a hour.

"what did you do on your day off?"
"ate breakfast, went to the grocery store, came home had a misery nap, then you called."
"ah misery naps there the best and the worst."

by Dr_fiendish July 11, 2017

Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between

Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!

by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019

critic's misery

When you pay so much attention to entertainment that it's ruined.

Critic's Misery ruined Game of Thrones when I saw that coffee cup!

by TopherVexel December 28, 2021