Armstrong Miser

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?
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by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022
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Miserable Sod

A Depressive and horrible person that nobody really wants to be around.
Dave: Look at Jack, he's such a Miserable Sod!
Mike: I know, he makes my day a living hell...
by peoxo May 14, 2021
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miserable points

A points meter of the dumbness you feel or experience after doing something dumb.
I just stared at the computer for 10 minutes thinking of how to start this script plus miserable points.
by Oreo_Guy321 March 11, 2023
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shit miser

A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.
The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.
by urban sam May 12, 2007
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A miserable virgin

You.
Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.
by Oreva1 August 08, 2020
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Random-Miser

Forum denizen of the internet, known for completely odd yet hilarious posts on various message boards. The individual off whom the terms randommize,randommized and randommizing originated. Often abreviated as "R-M"

An individual who creates incredibly odd and humorous forum posts.
That guy is just a (random-miser/R-M) continue on with the conversation.
by LRRS October 16, 2006
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Miserable Dan

The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan
Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!

Their miserable Dan's

Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.

Wait the casket is empty
by No show April 14, 2014
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