Any quest set out by a single person or a group of people wile under the influance of Marijuana intended to aquire or accomplish some task, which generaly ends in distrations and entertainment for all. Stoner missions often require the use of the buddy system to prevent lost soldiers.
"Adam, we need you for this stoner mission. We need to turn out the lights and get chips from the kitchen and I'm not going with Derick again, he fuckin let the dragon in the house last time. Fuck, I am Scared of this hallway. ADAM! WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS! fuck... you go first...
by G. Cortez October 15, 2008
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by MissionHater January 3, 2010
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A public high school in Prairie Village, KS. Notoriously known for its students' exorbitant amounts of underage drinking, smoking, and preppiness. Their principal makes attempts to end this, but his actions are fruitless. Students pregame everything. Football and basketball games, community service activities, even school itself sometimes. Drinks of choice include natty light, jack daniels, and vodka in water bottles for stealth drinking. The other Shawnee Mission Schools scoff this alcoholism but the SMEasters don't really seem to give a shit.
"Dude, did you see that kid from Shawnee Mission East? He fucking reeked of cheap whiskey."
"Yeah, their entire student section smells like a brewery"
"Yeah, their entire student section smells like a brewery"
by McFamous December 13, 2010
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Best place in the world to grow up in.
Best place in the world to grow up in.
by Jessa Girl August 20, 2013
Get the Mission, Texas mug.male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.
She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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