Minge

Ditty from UK 1950s

The area of singe round the fringe of the minge is equal to the length of the poke times the speed of the stroke

by Aforanon October 09, 2006

Ming

A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.

Jam: can i pinch your nipples?
Ming:no
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep

Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it

by priz May 11, 2012

minging

Brutal / Really ugly.

She's well ****ing ming-ing.

by Abdul Rapeyama March 20, 2003

Minge

Vagina

That bitch needs to wash her minge.

by The Shaman witcher July 13, 2016

ming

A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.

<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.

<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.

by MKL May 13, 2004

minging

Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!"
"He's thinks he looks great but he's minging."
"My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!"
"Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

minged

Yet another word to describe the effects of too much (or just enough) alcohol or drugs (mainly drugs to be honest) (see also mashed).
Also can mean - 'A Fanny'

Look at that guy gurning, he looks like a spack, he is MINGED!!!

by Kieron (aka Keeks) March 08, 2005