Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

milk dud

Some half ass black-white nigga who is a pussy and doesn't like pussies cuz they is gay.

I would kick that milk dud's ass over there

by jjplatinum October 10, 2016

milk dud

another way of saying "sike"

Here is a twenty dollar bill John for doing absolutely nothing, "Milk Dud"!

by Scobo November 20, 2007

Milk duds

Tiny tits

…|“but she had milk duds”| …|“Hey! Neither of us would be here if it wasn’t for those milk duds”|…|“Check out those milk duds!”|…

by saila June 5, 2025

Milk dud

A sexual position when the male shoves milk duds up the females vagina then he tries to suck them all out in one gulp

Ya bro I gave her the good ole mama milk dudlast night

by GILLYMANYEETMAN May 13, 2018

Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021

Milk dud

Dr.mosley

Okay which one of ya’ll called me a milk dud I stg no more snow days for the rest of the year

by Martin Luther king jr December 2, 2019