Mikey

Mikey is a boy that will charm you to death. he will make you think he loves you then leave.

I hate him.
He must be a mikey.

by Glowflix Glower best Fan January 28, 2020

Mikey

A shit that smells extremely bad and may not clear up.

Dude, you fucking laid a fat Mikey in my goddamn bathroom!!

by Johnny D-nell April 16, 2008

Mikey

Mikey is a person who’s coochie is always stank

Bro Mikey’s coochie stank today.

by Pepe coochie September 6, 2019

mikey

a fucking ass hole and doesnt know how to be nice

agh stop Mikey

by i am cool bro April 22, 2018

Mikey

Mikey is the type of guy that any girl would get swept off there feet by him. He is sweet,caring,handsome,generous,smart,and loving. He would fight for you and beat someone up for you. He has charm and a way with words that will make you laugh and smile really big. He fits in with everyone and everyone loves him. He has the cutest smile and eyes. One look and you start to feel butterflies and get nervous. He is the best friend anyone could ask for and boyfriend. He protects you and comforts you when your down, also makes jokes to see you smile. He will get in trouble just to talk to you. He is all any girl thinks about because he is so damn cute.

I wish Mikey liked me back.
MIkey is awesome and caring.

by Crushes November 16, 2018

Mikey

A cigarette butt or if used as "mikeys" cigarette butts

hey man ima craving, you got any mikeys at your crib?
dude can I mikey that when you're done?

by dcb42000 November 21, 2010

Mikey

A person that can be a douche bag sometimes. Usually very muscular.
A Mikey almost always has either a giant cock or a small cock.
Usually a male

P.S. usually uses the word slut and whore. Occasionally will use the word slor.

Damn, that nigga look like he could qualify to be a Mikey!

by ILfdsak December 8, 2011