micro-knowledge

The ability to sidestep and tap dance around the facts and to contradict oneself within the same statement; also known as a mythical god that punishes his victims from higher ground with verbal mind torture. Known to be dressed in beige with a cape, clear flight goggles. Strengths are mind control and weapon of choice is bulletproof anchors.

I pass on my micro-knowledge to help you better yourself; because I have your back.

by ftbliss April 20, 2011

Micro-fucked

Any time a problem with a product from Microsoft elicits a response of "Fucking Microsoft!".

A blue screen of death occurs to which the user yells "Fucking Microsoft!"; you have just been micro-fucked.

by Dirty Paco October 30, 2006

gameboy micro

The new GameBoy that is SUPPER TUPER TINY TEENY WEENY! It was revealed at E3 2005. It has the brightest screen ever, rumored to turn blind men into seeing human citizens. A price is not yet set, but it'll be released some day.

And with that, Reggie stuck his mighty hand ito his stylish suit and pulled out from its sexy depths, a GameBoy Micro!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

Micro Machines

Micro Machines was a line of toy cars and the like sold in the U.S. from the late 1980s to the mid-late 1990s by Galoob (now owned by Hasbro). They were much smaller than Hot Wheels and Matchbox and came in packages of five. The line also included many playsets, most notably the Highways and Biways collection of restaurants, car washes, farms, etc., connected by plastic track pieces.

Guy #1: Dude, you still have all your old Micro Machines?
Guy #2: Hell yeah, I grew up with those things!

by shadowcaster187 April 26, 2006

micro type

a program that trys to teach typing but sucks and blow major cunks

Teacher: Everybuddy do micro type
Class: fuck no microtype sucks

by timindakeys September 22, 2005

micro dick

a small dick that makes you feel awkward as fuck!

homegirl: damb foo whats up with you and ziggy?? i heard you foos were hitting it off in the begining?? G-Eyes:hell no! foo! i thought he was cute at first but when i found out he was a lazy ass mamas boy i said chales and to top it off homeboy had a micro dick!!! im cool on that lame! i felt awkward as fuck when he pulled his pants down when we were about to handle.

by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010

micro-dose

A "micro-dose," is a larger dose than a "nano-dose," but, still administered with the intention of avoiding a psychotropic effect

He's a large person, he will need a "micro-dose," instead of the typical "nano-dose," administered.

by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018