michael Phelps 

cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"

yea last night i gave hannah a Michael Phelps

michael Phelps by Phelpsfan0505 October 24, 2009

Michael Phelps 

A fucking beast!!!! He is...
Half dolphin
Half Matthew Bellamy and
Half human

Sports fanatic: Did you see that Michael Phelps win his fourteenth gold medal last night?
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...

Michael Phelps by trptking October 10, 2008

michael phelps 

synonym for god, zeus etc.

also the only piece of matter in the universe to ever challenge chuck norris to a duel of life and death and still live.

michael phelps is not a human

michael phelps by blabla!! October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps 

an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time

"i love michael phelps! his swimmer body is ROCKING"

Michael Phelps by CHLO CHLO CHLOERZ October 13, 2008

Michael Phelps 

Super hot swimmer know now as the greatest olympian of all time, after winning 8 gold medals in a single olympics.

He has a great body and is envied by so many men and wanted by so many women.

Woman:Honey you should have Michael Phelps body. You should be like him.

Man: *thinking* Damn that mother fuckin olympian.

Michael Phelps by miohmyitsvi October 15, 2008

Michael Phelps 

Epic

nuff said.

"did you see michael phelps at the olympics?"

"yea, 8 gold medals. that's epic."

Michael Phelps by rlauyu October 10, 2008

Michael Phelps 

Has talent that you cannot find words for that is undescribable my personal icon who I look up to ....his attitude driven and never back down from a challenge is something I try to immitate in my life and its gotten me far and thru tuff situations he has the cutest face ever I personally love his ears and the way he talks it irresistable hottest bod everr *sighs**smiles* soooo cuuuuuuutee :] don't disrespect Michael phelps I'd like to c ur ass get up at 5:30 in the morning and swim 7 miles daily and win 10(waiting till tonight for his 11th and 12th) gold medals assholes who say he's ugly and untalented!!!!!!

Idiotic morons : "michael phelps is untalent- "
Me: *bitch slaps idiotic SOB's* funny don't see 10 gold medals round ur neck ass!!!!!

Michael Phelps by PHELPS PHAN4everbby October 7, 2008