The merk is a complex revenge move requiring near instant reaction time and perfect balance, To do the merk you need a chair (preferably the old grumy office chair), a buddy, and prayers. Step one: Balance on the chair using on foot. Step 2: start screaming. Step 3: start nutting across the room while the buddy spins the chair. Step 4: stick sticky notes all over the walls using your semen as glue.
by Big Gooj May 12, 2023
Get the The Merkmug. by Xavierlives June 12, 2018
Get the Merkmug. Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.
Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.
As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"
Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.
As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"
by Dildo Phil November 26, 2007
Get the merksmug. by mr.ryder December 3, 2009
Get the Merkmug. by MC Reefa April 25, 2004
Get the merkmug. by Jimmy Balmar December 25, 2009
Get the Merkmug. 