by This one chickk. October 27, 2011

A Triston Mendoza is a very hot, handsome, and big weiner-sized man, who often makes girls cum in a fraction of a second, is very kind, great personality, attractive in every way, builds a body no one can touch, have brown hair, likes the color black and like to eat dog with rice, honestly, why wouldn't you just love a Triston Mendoza?
by HONESTLY, NEVERMIND October 10, 2022

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by Hddjlwlx May 3, 2019

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.
"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."
by qalachaki January 31, 2019

She has indescribable beauty, intelligent, caring, they say no one is perfect, well she is as close as anyone gets..
by lildvil04 December 30, 2011

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