Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 30, 2008

maynord

Maynord: A last name you will find in people who are interested in retarded minecraft games.

"Dominic Maynord!"
"I LIKE MIIINEECRAFT"

by OhYeaAHMRKraABsZ March 16, 2018

Mainerd

A surname with 'nerd' in it. A top bloke all round.

"Ha. Your last-name Mainerd has 'nerd' in it."

by big.b__ March 17, 2019

Mr Mayner

A man that is short funny muscular and humble guy that loves kids and hit a lot a bumpy stuff in his life

Mr Mayner Is a great guy

Mr Mayner is a great Teacher

by @teacherzrule4real October 12, 2019

KYLE MAYNARD

A guy who knows nothing about football

Kyle Maynard: Liverpool won 1-0
Gus: shut up kyle you know nothing about football why don't you go die or something
Kyle: lol

by mashupawesome November 23, 2021

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008

Maynarding

The act of having an affair with a married co-worker.

"Hey, did you hear Robbie is maynarding Chris's wife"

by Wonktaht July 11, 2014