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The creation marketers use to identify and co-opt "street lingo" or style to help them market to teenagers effectively. This website is a fine example. No doubt these words and definitions will be used in the next Sprite commercial, or by Carson Daly.
Urbandictionary.com seems like a "for the people- by the people" site devoted to counter-culture, but it's really just a marketing tool.
by imilian January 8, 2004
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Maletina

Mal-e-tina

A fine girl who's got it all going on. She's got the brains to go with the hotness. But watch it cuz she might cut you if you cross her. She got a dunk.
" did you see that girl over there, she be all Maletina like....dang!"

" You better watch what you say, that girl be Maletina, so watch out."
by 2hottieforscotty September 6, 2013
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Gutter Mallet

Gutter: Repulsive, Nasty and Embarrassing
Mallet: Destroys, Demolishes and Crushes
by Bittyrock August 20, 2012
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fraud market

A fraud market is a state of being royally fucked in the ass by the market.

Stock Market where retail investors true intentions to compound money from their savings instead it’s worse than a casino; and more addicting than a drug. Market makers will guarantee to take every crumb off your plate.. leave you broke and even homeless but you can’t stop gambling. News, media, and fake-out candles will make your positions look promising and market makers will make sure they make your option-contracts theta decay; move swiftly and inverse of your position.. better yet worthless. You will get fucked in the ass by this market.
MARK: /ES is gonna break 324 support; I’m gonna buy 315 puts.
JAKE: Me too! I’m going all in on my Robinhood account

Next day: Spy opens up 350

MARK: Okay Im gonna buy 360 calls instead.
JAKE: Yeah stonks always goes up

Next day: Market drops 340

Mark dumps his worthless calls the next day; as the market is dropping.. he panic sells and buys puts.. and it rallies hard eod. He's been fucked by the fraud market.
by MARKYMARK247 November 30, 2020
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Turbo-manlet

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.
Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!
by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017
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Marietta

Marietta is a GORGEOUS girl. She is the prettiest person you will ever meet in the world. Every guy wants to date her. She usually has a dark complexion, dark hair and beautiful dark big eyes. You will be so lucky to ever meet a Marietta. Cherish her for life if you know one. She is also one of the most hilarious people you will ever meet in your life. She attracts everyone with her beautiful looks and great personality. She is super kind and sweet. Most Marietta's are not spoiled but when they are you can't tell because they are so generous and caring and don't brag much. Marietta's are super talented with singing, dancing, artwork, and very athletic. All guys want to marry her and all girls want to be her. EVERYONE loves her especially little kids and adults. She is very polite and sometimes shy around others but around her friends she is very outrageous.
Girl 1: Woah she is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
Girl 2: Yeah! I wish I was her!
Boy 1: I wanna date her!

Boy 2: Yeah her name is Marietta
Girl 1 and 2: Of course it is!
by everyonelovesme8304 October 28, 2012
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Scotty From Marketing

A colloquial way of expressing the Australian publics views on the Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison. This is contextualised in the way of expressing the government figure as a business man instead of a politician and is usually done in the way of an insult of burr.
That scotty from marketing cunt is a fucking cocksucker aye greg
yeaaaa bazza that cunts wack
by ЩаашсшфдВ4КЛ March 2, 2020
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