A derogatory term for a Philippine aunt, who's been acting like a Karen for gossiping around especially in a malicious way. The term was used by Philippine netizens.
Philippine: OMG! Meron isang Mayor accused of rape!
Guy 1: Oh god... You're definitely a Marites and a Karen at the same time.
Guy 2: I fucking agree....
Guy 1: Oh god... You're definitely a Marites and a Karen at the same time.
Guy 2: I fucking agree....
by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022
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American: Fuck you! You're a Marites and a Karen. Go touch grass!
American: Fuck you! You're a Marites and a Karen. Go touch grass!
by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022
Get the Marites mug.A pejorative name that recently became popular in the Philippines, aimed at older women who are known gossips among their neighbors. While this word is mainly directed towards women, there are some male Mariteses; it could be considered the Filipino equivalent of Karen. (another term for this is 'chismosa')
Person 1: How the heck did that Marites find out about her pregnancy? We haven't told anyone about it!
Person 2: Maybe because you keep shouting all the time. You know their ears are glued to everybody's walls, Person 1!
Person 2: Maybe because you keep shouting all the time. You know their ears are glued to everybody's walls, Person 1!
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