Marites

It is a word from the country of the Philippines that stands for the phrase: "Mare, ito ang latest..." or "Mare, ano ang latest?" which is asking and rendering information, whether it is useless or not, as long as it is a gossip. It implies to a person who is fond of gossips, particularly Filipino women who don't have any workloads and has a habit of gossiping. Basically, it is a female version of Karen, with a lot of gossiping.
People are used with the Marites in town, it is a habit of her to gossip around. Such a thick faced b*tch!"
by Rosyn November 17, 2021
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Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
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marital rape

What Indians and Arabians do to their wives every night
Life in India and Saudi Arabia for women boils down to the crucial decision of whether they want to be rejected as a beggar woman always poor and gang raped once or twice a year or whether they want to be a well to do housewife marital raped by their husband nightly. Ah!, decisions!, decisions!, decisions!
by Bad C dev July 14, 2024
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Marites

Marites (ma-ri-tes) is a Filipino slang word used to call women who like gossiping about a certain topic. It is derived from the phrase "mars ano ang latest" breaking it down into a shorter form (a word) that's way easier to say.
That girl is a Marites.
Jowa ko po Marites.
by anonymous April 25, 2022
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Marites

Middle aged woman, who has 2 to 3 kids, shes middle child so she has issues, she can fight back so dont try fight with her, shes good at sewing and very perfectionist, she is lowkey getting to know technology so yeah she has facebook, she is not a gossiper but she loves to know the tea.
If you have a marites in your life, your life will be easier, she got all these tips and tricks on her sleeves that makes her more unique.
by BittersweetSince96 November 23, 2021
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Maritou

Maritou is the most amazing and hottest and sexiest person ever. If you do have a person with this name just know youre the luckiest person on earthh. Dont ever lose her bcs if you do the rest of your life would be useless. Kele khara wli. Bmut fike
by Mastermind887 October 26, 2020
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