Marijuana

A beautiful, misunderstood substance.

I just smoked two bowls of sweet sweet marijuana and felt like telling everyone how great it is.

by madbluntz May 6, 2019

marijuanaisms

The technical terms required to understand ancient plant cannabis, referred to as marijuana in common modern English and law. There is currently a grassroots movement spearheaded by a secret society within the cannabis culture to forward this mission.

I got a test on IM tonight. I'm studying for Marijuanaisms 101. Then I have to go ALL the way across campus to facebook for Medical Marijuanazation and my cloning final. fml.

by Shannonisms February 19, 2011

marijuana

THE best shit in the world, only illegal in united states cause the politicals asswipes cant make money off of it, think about it, tobacco only grows in certain conditions, alchohol must ferment over a period of time, but u can grow pot in the ditch outside ur house man. if u support pot go look up NORML on a search engine

"Damn dude i am soooo fucked up!!!"
"i know dude this is the best shit ever!"
"o my god dude i can feel all my organs moving!!!"
"is that normal?"

by stonerman420 August 27, 2003

marijuana

the best damn plant in the whole world

jon smoked marijuana and realized how great it truly is.

by 40oztofreedom December 9, 2007

marijuana

the answer to depression

when life hands you lemons, you spark a fuckin bowl.
thank you marijuana.

by chemistreezy October 18, 2008

Marijuana

the most beautiful thing in the world!!!!!!!

"Did you have marijuana today? I sure didn't and i'm depressed."

"Yes, mama dearest, i did, and in my world the sun is shining."

"Damn, i wish i had marijuana today :("

by sublimeyes! October 31, 2007

marijuana

The greatest plant ever known to man. See the song "Down to tha Last Roach" by yours truly, Eazy muthafuckin' E.

none necessary, just go out and smoke some.

by Eazy E April 15, 2003