Mafunzalo

A disease in which one suffers from a severe lack of money.

dave: yo dick, you out tonight?

dick: nah man, gotta severe case of mafunzalo.

dave: oh well man maybe next week.

by Strapped Student July 21, 2011

MaFuKo

Mafuko is a shorten for Maly Fuzaty Kokot which in Slovak translates for a SHort MUstached coCK. A short height person usually looking ugly, fat and disgusting mustache, usually older male with a beer belly.

Pozri na toho sasa, cisty mafuko! Look at that clown, pure mafuko!
Podrastni trosku ty mafuko. Mafuko, grow up a bit.

by Szia Mafia April 18, 2018

Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.

Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.

by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

Marauders

Remus Lupin (Moony), Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail), Sirius Black (Padfoot), and James Potter (Prongs). Also known as MWPP, this fantastic foursome was the greatest trickster-troublemaker clan in the history of Hogwarts (although as Hagrid quite aptly pointed out, the Weasley twins probably could have given them a run for their money) until James met his untimely demise on Halloween of 1981. Sirius died in 1995, and Remus and Peter both died in 1997. Their legacies, however, live on: every time you use a secret passage or avoid a detention, remember the Marauders.

I was on my way to class when the Marauders set off a Dungbomb in the corridor for Snivellus and I had to take a detour so I wouldn't smell like it, too, so I was late for Charms. Typical.

by AnythingGoes13 March 5, 2008

Malfucktion

when the condom a guy is using breaks and his woman gets pregnant by accident.

Nicole wasn't ready for the malfucktion... now she is caring for twins.

by B*duB July 6, 2008

Mafufa

A person that is in avid marijuana smoker or someone who is too high too function.

Lorena esta bien mafufa ahoy.

by nacaranda March 30, 2020

malfunahfuck

When one is too overwhelmed to say malfunction.

"it's making your inhumane lie detector malfunahfuck!"

by zahra-elio June 10, 2023