painted maypole

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

by ROSIE O' B May 6, 2009

manhole

What a fag calls his fag lovers chute.

I got poop on my chode when I yanked it out of his manhole and started to felch him.

by bt February 20, 2003

manhole

a dirty, rotten whore. Men will go to her for sex, and sex only,because she is a useless piece of shit. She is just a "hole" to a man. Almost like a hooker, but she aint smart enough to get paid for being a slut.

"Look at that stupid bitch over there...Are her legs ever closed? What a fuckin manhole!"

by Brianne1979 January 15, 2006

Manhole

When a woman has an ass hole so hairy, it resembles that of a 40 year old italian dude.

Dom: Dude i think Jessica is comin over tonight. Don't mind the screaming, she says she's down to take it in the ass.

Nic: I don't know man, i stole your phone yesterday and was looking at those nude pics she sent you. To be honest, thats one manhole i wouldn't venture into.

by Dickshunhairy June 20, 2010

maypole smuggler

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

by james screech August 26, 2008

Mexican Manhole

A traditional Mexican sexual act consisting inserting a hard shell taco into another man’s anus then eating said taco.

I was trying to Mexican Manhole Jose but the shell kept breaking.
Nothing fills you up better than a good old Mexican Manhole.

by BIGGD September 8, 2019

manhole

One who needs no knee pads to perform at their best. Known to frequently throw collegues under the bus to advance their own career,as meager as it may be.

" I just got manholed big fuckin time nigga!"

by 1matteo1 November 16, 2006