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mancumbered

Encumbered by having a bf
I would have loved to date you, but you were mancumbered at the time
by transphasic1981 July 29, 2019
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manupulated

The religious term for manipulated, especially if you openly disagree with what they believe.
"You are being manupulated by the devil!"
by siraction August 15, 2019
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Mancubutt

A play on words from DOOM's mancubus, as the mancubus is dummy thicccc. Mancubutt is to be used to describe a hot babe's thick ass.
Tyrone: Holy shit bro, that chicks got a whole mancubutt! Holy shit!
by sparecoochiemahm? April 24, 2020
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Manception

...is when a man is within another man
Homosexuals often have manceptions
by Clinically Creepy May 17, 2014
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mancubine

The male version of a concubine. The male is the object of affection of many women/men and he uses the situation to his advantage.
The male may or may not be compensated for his companionship however a commonality shared by all mancubines is the ability to sleep with many partners without the feeling of remorse or guilt.
My brother is pimping three girls, he is such a mancubine
by Lou the pimp dog November 5, 2007
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mancure

The male equivalent of a manicure. Typically consisting of liquor consumption with several friends or any outing consisting entirely of malecentric activities. Usually, the only females to be found are strippers.

The end result is that the man is refreshed, invigorated, and ready to return to everyday life.
Joe: Hey, Bill, watchu been up to?
Bill: Same ol' shit, work sucks, wife's a bitch.
Joe: Ah, the swansong of the fallen. You need a mancure, my friend!
by Remy June 3, 2009
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Mancunian

Someone who comes from the shithole of Manchester. The regular mancunian thinks Manchester is the best place in the world, despite the fact that it's the number 1 city in gun crimes in all UK (hence 'Gunchester') and 90% of the city's inhabitants are living off the dole. They like to blame neighbors from Liverpool for the fact that their hubcaps disappear in the night, but they'll never admit that the place is actually crawling with scallies. And don't get me started on the accent. They can't say the 'R' in the middle or in the end of any word if their lives depended on it. They also can't tell the difference between 'your', 'you're' and 'you', so they just say the abominable 'yer' instead of any of the aforementioned.

Also, most mancunians are hostile towards people for no reason and like to brag about their fighting skills, despite the fact they have none. They're also narrow-minded, elitist, xenophobic arseholes, in stark contrast to the rest of England, which is probably the reason why visitors never go there or even think Manchester is in London.
Police officer: 'So, you lost your hubcap eh?'
Mancunian: 'Yea right, must have been a scouser yer know'
Police officer: 'Hey, isn't that your hubcap in the hands of that bloke with the Man City jersey?'
Mancunian: 'Bloody hell yea it is! Must be a scouser in disguise, there's no criminals in Manchester!'
by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN June 29, 2013
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