Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.

Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

This is mahogany

A phrase used to describe something ridiculous or upsetting, perhaps both. Saying "this is bullshit", but in a nicer way. A way to express frustration on something inconvenient or stupid.

Elton: "Hey, heads ups. The registers are down again."
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"

Or

Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"

by Red_Rain_Forest November 29, 2022

mahogany shower

The act of spraying a sexual partner with diarrhetic feces for the purpose of sexual gratification of one or both parties.

I had Tim give me a Mahogany Shower last night. It felt amazing.

by XXX.TSS July 5, 2018

sleepy mahogany

Sleepy mahogany is when you just jizzed and then ya signifigant other re kindles your boner

After 3 hours of consistent doggystyle, a sleepy mahogany was nevessary if we was gonna keep fucking

by oriri Metzizzy May 2, 2018

Mahogany

The name Mahogany refers to a plywood of hard material. As a human being name, a Mahogany is very feisty and moody. She can be aggressive at times but is a very nice person when on her good side. She can be caring and loving but she can also be weirdo. We love Mahogany! Mahogany also has big breasts.

"Mahogany, whats up"
"Dont talk to me"
"ok"

by bigdickgothbf**?! November 21, 2021

Jeepers Mahogany

An exclamation used to express astonishment or disbelief, synonymous with phrases like “holy shit” or “what the fuck.”

A shortened slang term of the word could be “Jeeps Mahog.”

Friend: Look at that broad with the huge butt!

Me: Jeepers Mahogany! That bitch got quite the ass!

by dougchaser October 19, 2023

Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

by de la May 16, 2021