God is back from lunch

This is an expression to be used when someone who has been through hell finally has something go right in their lives.

An unexpected blessing, a miracle, to show that God, who had apparently been slacking off for a while, has finally reappeared.

"After an agonizing journey with stage 4 cancer, she found out that the man she has secretly been in love with for 20 years has also been in love with her. Now she's cancer-free, and they're engaged. God is back from lunch."

by SneezyDwarf June 25, 2013

chodified lunch

a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!

guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!

by REEE! March 1, 2008

Lunch Me

When a person won't stop bothering you to meet for lunch.

"God, this guy I know keeps trying to lunch me"

by Full Blown August 29, 2007

Lunchie munchies

This legendary sentence was said by our great lord Pip from South Park

Pip: Any of you blubs now what's for lunch, today?
Cargman and the gang: awkward silence
Pip: LUNCHIE MUNCHIES? HMMMMM?!

by MacDonald Mac and Cheese December 7, 2019

Lunch Meat n’ Beat

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.

Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.

by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

hermit lunch

When an individual has lunch by themselves in their car in the parking lot rather than eat with others in the cafeteria or lunchroom.

I saw Rob taking a hermit lunch in the parking lot again today, is he afraid of people or something?

by Hawkeye30 August 20, 2008

Ploughman's Lunch

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

by Nikki-D March 24, 2007