Lumberjack

The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.

Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.

"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"

Lumberjack by *samIam* January 17, 2012

Lumberjack Sack 

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.

You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.

Lumberjack Sack by the R&L book February 9, 2009

Lumberjack crap 

When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.

Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap

Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did

Lumberjack crap by BigD ken February 3, 2015

Lumberjack brunch munch 

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.

Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.

Lumberjack brunch munch by bASS201 November 2, 2018

lumberjack

To fuck over an entire fanbase by writing, producing, and airing a television series finale episode so poor that even a union of hookers think it sucks more than they do. Named after the surprise regarding protagonist Dexter Morgan's fate at the end of the series finale of television show Dexter.

I was eagerly anticipating a fantastic conclusion to this series...but I got lumberjacked. We all got lumberjacked.

lumberjack by Gervasex September 24, 2013

The Lumberjack 

When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.

My buddy and me flipped a coin for positioning during the lumberjack.

The Lumberjack by Nathan November 20, 2004

dirty lumberjack 

A Variation of the move the "Dirty Sanchez" (see Dirty Sanchez). Instead of wiping a finger covered in shit over under ones nose to mimic a moustache, and entire beard is made.

She liked the dirty sanchez, however the Dirty Lumberjack was far more effective.

dirty lumberjack by MONEYHOUSE December 7, 2006