Long haired boys 

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.

"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate

Long haired boys by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025

long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

long and hairy, hard to carry by bratzorf April 18, 2016

long and hairy 

a penis that is long and hairy

hey allison suck my long and hairy

long and hairy by Mac 1179 March 22, 2009

7 long dark hairs! 

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

7 long dark hairs! by plato! August 2, 2024

longhair

A man -or- woman with longer-than-average hair.

My mom is really proud of me for remaining a longhair despite the current bobbed-and-layered hairstyle trend.

longhair by monkiesee monkiedo November 15, 2005

longhairs 

Men set aside from other men because they grow either their hair, their beards, or both longer than the cultural norm. Longhairs may be a target for ridicule in some situations, including the possibility of employment or being called 'hippies' but have a genuine resolve to grow long hair in spite of all criticism. Longhairs come from all types of political and socio-economic backgrounds and are not characterized by one example in particular.

"He is planning on playing video games with the other longhairs from the office after work."

"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.

longhairs by Psyclonix December 30, 2011

longhair

A metal dude.

Wow. There sure are a bunch of longhairs here tonight.

longhair by rosestar August 31, 2010