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Lok the Allfather

Pseudonym of an urban legend. Stories say he was first seen in a nightclub wearing nothing but a suction-cup on his 23-inch penis. Commonly associated with , Molly's Ex, Stay Golden Pony Boy, Kylian Mbappe (The Allfather), all part of what celebrities such as Obama Jones, Johnny English and Logan Paul say is his secret persian sex cult which perform various tasks on tiktok slime and belle delphines saliva.
Alicia: Did you see Lok do the Norweigan Ice-Dragon on that chick last night?

Eric: Yes!!!! What a pride he is.

Sam: Nothing else from Lok the Allfather!
by theallfathers October 27, 2020
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Lok

«Lok» is a norwegian slang word used by norwegian teenagers

«lok» is not a real word in norwegian

«lok» can be used in many different ways and means different things depending on how you use the word in a sentence

in some sentences “lok» can mean that something is stupid or dumb

in other sentences «lok» can mean that something is funny or hilarious but like i said «lok» means different things depending on how you use the word in a sentence

If a norwegian person says «vi bare loket rundt» (we just «loket» around) or «la oss loke rundt» (lets just «lok» around) it just means that they were looking around wich doesn’t make the word «lok» in those sentences a slang word
Det er så «lok» (that’s so «lok»)
La oss «loke» rundt (let’s «lok» around)
Ikke vær så «lok» da (don’t be so «lok» tho)
by CheckYourStyle August 19, 2018
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Dan Lok

Dan Lok is a fascinating personality who has made a name for himself as a high-ticket sales expert. With his sharp wit and charming personality, he can sell ice to an Eskimo. He is often compared to Tony Stark, with the confidence of Iron Man and the entrepreneurial spirit of Bruce Wayne. Along with his team of internet marketing experts, including Josh King Madrid (a.k.a. JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra, Lok has built a sales empire.

Their top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV & Jet Set, where they provide advice and share their experiences in the business world. Together, they are like the Justice League of high-ticket sales, each bringing their unique skills to the table. They can guide entrepreneurs, regardless of their experience, to close deals and make their business profitable. While Dan Lok may be the face of the operation, it's the combined efforts of his team that make them a formidable force in the world of sales.
Dan Lok is a high-ticket sales expert with a charismatic personality who has built a thriving sales empire. He is often compared to Tony Stark for his confidence and Bruce Wayne for his entrepreneurial spirit. Along with his team of internet marketing experts, he has created a formidable force in the world of sales. Their top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV & Jet Set, where they provide advice and share their experiences in the business world. Together, they form the Justice League of high-ticket sales, each contributing their unique skills and expertise to help entrepreneurs close deals and make their businesses profitable.
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lok

#lok#bro
by orangutom June 9, 2020
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LOK

Combination of LOL and OK
Sean: „Hey, I had sex with your wife

Felix: „LOK“
by ElPapo131 May 23, 2020
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Lok

A quick way to write lol okay (or lol ok)
"Hey, I'll brb my parents are annoying me argh."
"Lok"
by Wearetheclique 🌮 May 5, 2017
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Lok

A name of Chinese origin that describes an upper grade classmate 😎who is dependable and intelligent and super friendly.
Student: You UN-Lok my potential, Lok

Student: 😎 Pop and Lok'in
by The Champ Hamster November 22, 2021
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