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freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.
"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
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self-loving

when you masturbate out of no other option
"Man no girl would ever have sex with me so i gotta do a little self-loving
by Gangister Aiwaa December 9, 2008
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Loving The Money Pit

Acknowledging that Object A is inferior to Object B in every way, yet preferring Object A. The phrase was coined on Family Guy when Peter Griffin used it in part to explain why he did not like The Godfather.
Atlanta's got no chance against Boston, but hey, I'm loving The Money Pit on this one. Atlanta in 6.
by TheBaldOneMpls April 15, 2008
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Leaving your gum downtown

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.
911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."
by cayrez November 1, 2009
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Loving someone who doesn't love you back

It's this type of love that makes you hurt. It makes you feel like you were helpless and lying on the ground being stomped on. Nevertheless you will keep trying because you think that's the right thing to do and you're really dumb for doing that. Then you lose your friends because nothing can compare to this one person that you must have otherwise your entire world is miserable. I guess that if you have this type of love you should just get over it and move on . But it's not that easy if they don't treat you like a jerk. It leaves you contemplating life and wondering if you should even live anymore. At least that's what happened for me.
Wow, Dolly looks depressed, why is that?

Who cares?

You're probably loving someone who doesn't love you back.
by Akaksnskd December 15, 2016
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Boo loving

People who show affection towards each other and are basically sprung. They cant hear or see anything you do around them because they're too busy caught up in one another. It can be adorable and cute at times, then other times, it's sickening.
1. "Ay, you seen TiTi today?"

"Yea, she ova there boo-loving wit Ricky by tha lockers"

2. "So, what you do all day?"

"I talked to James onna phone mostly the whole day"

"Damn, yall two always boo-loving it up!"
by Twiz August 23, 2005
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Loading Dock

The act of defecating into an uncircumcised man's foreskin.
"This loading dock is going to feel awesome," Tony thought as he held his foreskin apart and Sally backed up over top of him.
by front loader June 28, 2009
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