LMS 

When life gives you lemo- ... no no no when life gives you limes. LMS means Lime Myself. I use this when I mess up really bad. Messing up hurts internally. Limes hurt externally.

I didn't finish my project on time, LMS!

LMS by I need friends October 4, 2017

LMS 

Last minute shit.

That moment when you are about to walk out the door and realize... damn I have to poop.

Person 1: hey where are you it’s noon?

Person 2: running a little late. #LMS

LMS by JLMCUB13 November 10, 2017

lms 

Let me see

Person 1: “Yeah, I just got my ear pierced!”
Person 2: “Ooh lms”
*person 1 sends picture of newly pierced ear*
*person 2 tells person 1 how good/bad the piercing looks because person 2 is not a bitch*

lms by the word provider June 17, 2018

LMS 

L.M.S is short for "let me smash" commonly confused with "like my status" or "lick my sack" all way more retarded definitions for LMS

Guy: hey uhh we've been talking for a while Becky u should really lms
Girl: for sure com over to my place later n we can get it on

LMS by Esuc June 17, 2018

LMS 

Let me smash

You gonna lms?

LMS by JSm198 July 16, 2018

lms 

looooooove myself. A synonym for kms.

i tripped and landed on my burrito and now its shoved up my nose. THis totally ruined my day. Fucking lms.

lms by memelord1234 September 30, 2018

LMS 

LMS Lakeside Middle School is a middle school in the smack dead of a fake ass town. Filled with fake gangs, teacher’s leaking nudes, fake ass people, a trap, and some dumb ass supervisors that don’t do anything except take up your phone and earbuds; but nothing about sexual assult. Just don’t come here and you won’t have mental problems.

Yooo LMS is getto asf

LMS by NasaIGuess February 1, 2019