Lexington, MI

Small shithole of a town located on the thumb of Michigan. What some town officials would like to call a "cultured northern resort village" is in fact a poor, soon to be ghetto town where the main attractions are smoking weed under the rocks at the town break-wall, and underage cigarette smoking. If you ever find yourself in town, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. This is not hard considering the entire town is only a mile in diameter.

Randy: "Hey Bill, you wanna go to Lexington today?"

Bill: "You mean, 'would you like to eat shit and die?' no thanks Randy"

"Lexington, MI. The worst place on planet Earth next to Cambodia.

by hatin.all.damn.day June 22, 2011

Lexington Brookier

The process of shooting a load on every page of a book, magazine or catalog that has a picture of a guy. Mainly the load is directed to the pelvic region.

Good luck looking at the underwear section in the Sears catalog. Someone pulled a Lexington Brookier and now the pages are stuck together!

by Mikeandike1001 April 27, 2011

lewinton

A supervisor that offers no breaks, but secretly consumes a snack himself.

That bloody lewinton made us work through lunch again!

by Weemanny June 7, 2017

Lexington Lady Chaser

Chew, Snuff, Lip, Dip, Charles Howell III, Kentucky Root Canal, Texas Tongue Twister, Earstarbook, Chawsterfarion

Herbert threw in a Lexington Lady Chaser at the party and blew chunks all over Crissy.

by MacFrantic February 13, 2009

Lexington

Lexington is a playful,funny,smart baby he likes to play and watch his favorite movies and shows over and over again.He is also very silly but around other people a bit shy.And his favorite word is no.

sister-Lex com here

Lexington-No!

by dQQ-dQQ May 20, 2018

Lexington, NE

Lexington a.k.a Mexington, highly known for pot smokers and alcoholics, Marijuana can be found around every corner of this shity ass town all you got to do is stand in the middle of a street and scream at the top of your lungs "I NEED SOME WEED" alcohol can be found the same way. The Lexington residents love three things DRUGS, BEER, AND BITCHES. P.s. bitches can also be found anywhere you go, just make sure you got weed on you, most of them are weed whores.

Lets go to Lexington, NE and get fucked up con El Gato. =

by Meow, Its My Hit Wey. -El Gato December 8, 2010

Lexington

Small town in Nebraska full of "diverse people" referred to most as "Mexington"

Hey, man I'm going to Lexington to get some reefer, you wanna come along

by girlscanrace2 June 23, 2008