by mmayonnaise February 26, 2021

School Gossiper: "Dude! I know you like Jessica, but don't go out with her..."
Student: "Why?"
School Gossiper: "Bro, she's a lent licker! If she licks enough lent she's probably gonna dump you for a girl!"
Student: o_o "Damn it..."
Student: "Why?"
School Gossiper: "Bro, she's a lent licker! If she licks enough lent she's probably gonna dump you for a girl!"
Student: o_o "Damn it..."
by getlittyyyyy18 September 25, 2017

Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.
Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
by E hates Q January 8, 2024

The Catholic act of giving up again for Lent what one gave up in the first place, after a moment of weakness.
"Okay, so I ate a case of Cadbury Creme Eggs last night, but I'm re-Lenting. I'm back off the sugar until Easter. And this time I mean it. That's my bad, God."
by Boba_McSolo March 19, 2017
