Leaky hoe

A leaky hoe is a cheap female/hooker that is very ineffective at keeping liquids in.

Boy: I bought a leaky hoe yesterday and she couldn’t keep anything in her
Boy 2: I hate them damn leaky hoes

by Aidan the god rod June 29, 2018

Aoife Leckey

A peculiar name for an lesser educated mind. Parents tend to call their daughters this after they're informed by doctors that their child is what is known as a 'dimwit' with a mind that can only accomplish unstimulating conversation.

Did that person really think they couldn't hear their friend because the lights were switched off? What an Aoife Leckey!

by JohnnyDogs August 24, 2022

Leavey

The most social library in the world. Located at USC

"Club Leavey is crackin....."
"What are you doing tonite? Drinking?.........Na man, Ima be at Leavey"
"I got a date with Leavey"

by Helloeveryonewhatsup May 5, 2009

leaky anus syndrome

Leaky anus syndrome (LAS) is a disorder in which bodily fluids involuntarily escape through the anus. The sufferer is generally in discomfort and releases a terrible smell. A relatively common form of LAS is lagranus.

Tabitha--that girl that works on floor 82--has leaky anus syndrome and everyone runs away when they see her and her anal handkerchief coming. The path which she takes stinks for a few hours after she passes or until someone sprays air freshener!

by tkanizzdizzwizz November 23, 2011

leaky lil goat

N- A leaky lil Goat is formed by placing your cock and balls between your legs(ie: Fruitbasket)bending over and urinating.
Origin: A CSU Pueblo hippy tree-hugger term derived from a hippy tree hugger song written by a hippy tree-hugger.
Syn: Juicy fruit basket

Two fellas rock climbing
fella 1: Hey its not suposed to rain today.
fella 2: (looks up)That ain't rain, Its Greg's Leaky Lil Goat. You fucking MeatGazer.

by Hippy tree huggers Brother October 16, 2006

leaky pipe

Once the act of docking has been completed, both participants proceed to urinate while continuing to maintain said docking maneuver. this gives the appearance of a leaky pipe

Mark: Dude, lets dock like it's 1999!
Dick: No way last time we did you gave me the leaky pipe!
Mark: When you gots to pee, you gots to pee

by analblast9000 April 5, 2010

Chesapeake Leaker

When a man has intercourse with a female in the anus so hard she pees herself.

Last night I gave this chick a Chesapeake Leaker, she peed all over her sheets.

by WordsAndShit September 10, 2009