HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

THIS IS UESED WHEN THE VERY VERY SHIT PERSON LAU SKAL HOLDE SIN KÆFT LITTLE LORT

"HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! lille lort"

by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021

john lau

gay guy but straight

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you

by bro up October 3, 2020

Lau

a person whom ist gay boom boom in da asshole, namnam mmmmmhmhmhmhmhmh ASSSSHOLLLLLE LOVE IT.

"HALLO, IM LAU I LIKE THE BOOM BOOM IN DA ASSHOLE"

by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021

lau-cheedit

a person who lurks around schools

be careful, there is a lau-cheedit hanging around!

by drmonknugget June 7, 2022

Alvis Lau

Random guy from LSC, looks pretty cool, he pretty tall, his height is about 180 cm. He member of volleyball team, he plays volleyball and basketball pretty good.

Student A: AYO IS THAT Alvis Lau?!
Student B: Ye he a gigachad

by Bababoi49 November 29, 2022

Lauing

Lauing
(verb)

The act of attempting a reckless, low-percentage, “clip-worthy” play in Valorant (or other FPS games) with the full intention of throwing the round or even the entire match. To lau is to deliberately sabotage while disguising it as a flashy highlight attempt.

Used sarcastically to justify failure: any missed shot or questionable play can be excused as “just lauing.”

“Why’d you peek mid with a Shorty against an Operator?”
“Relax bro, I was lauing.”

“Stop lauing, it’s overtime. We actually need this win.”

“He said he was clutching, but we all knew he was lauing the second he went for that 360.”

by Der2032 August 27, 2025

Lau

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.
idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."

Lau is a tomato, homie be looking like a used tampon

by tabsss April 16, 2022