dick lasagna

the process of placing your penis and ejaculating between a menstruating woman's vaginal lips

yo i think ma bitch is on da rag, guess we gunna have to do a dick lasagna.

by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

Bitch lasagna

A holy song in which restores the strength of anybody who is subscribed to Pewdiepie. It is also used as a battle cry against T-series, the lord of sub bots.

person 1: T-series ain't nothin' but a bitch lasagna
person 2: this song has restored my strength

by SpamSalad February 8, 2019

lasagnburger

Just like a regular hamburger but swap the beef patties for some freshly baked lasagne.

Would you like fries with that Lasagnburger?

by Masmettila 2910 March 23, 2020

Lasagna Sheets

A very skinny white females vagina after it has been eaten out by a male over double her size whom had food in his mouth while eating her out. In some cases the food gets left in the vagina to then be eaten again later.

Babe, I feel like lasagna sheets tonight

by Kanyenorthhh May 28, 2020

Digital Lasagna

When a photoshop file has hundreds of unnamed layers.

OMG - Monica's files are so unorganized with so many unnamed, superfluous layers, it looks like digital lasagna.

by MPISA August 17, 2010

Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016

Big Lasagna

When the things go as things would have

Did you see Nyan is here? Big lasagna!

by Big Lasagna April 22, 2022