lad lard

The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.

When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.

by Dave D Dangerous December 28, 2004

lard face

A white person's fat face.

"Shut up you lard face."

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

lard bucket

A fat fuck, someone who is larger that you'd prefer them to be

Man that bird's a lard bucket

by alishabeth June 12, 2008

tub of lard

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.

"He's a fat tub of lard."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

Cock Lard

A thick mixture of semen, normally from many different occasions blended into one molasses like mass.

Don't you threaten me or I will throw a jar of cock lard on you!

by Devin Hogan January 17, 2008

lard head

A white person with his white lardy face. A fat douche bag.

"That lard head thinks he's a playa. What a tool. Doesn't he know he's such a fat slob?"

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

lard cancer

The cancer that spouts from pure 100% lard cells. Caused by the excessive consumption of fat and grease. Contractible mostly at carnivals, theme parks, and state fairs due to a large lack of funnel cake anywhere else in the world. Known to only occur in Williamsburg, V.A.

Dang I shouldn't have eaten so many sweets now i have lard cancer.

by TheSpudMan June 12, 2018