green lantern

When you mix mountain dew with jack daniels thus producing a green beverage

Dude I'm getting so buzzed off this green lantern

by someone_already_took_my_name September 22, 2010

green lantern

When a girl is sucking your cock and she gags causing boogers to come out of her nose you lick them off her face and spit it on her tits.

Tj and Robert totally gave Bes a Green Lantern last night!

by Cardiac kid July 18, 2016

lantern head

A person who isn't very bright. Itelligence is as dim as an old fashioned lantern

thAt boy fred is such a lantern head he keeps trying to unscrew that bolt with a hammer.

by bubba1970 December 22, 2010

brooklyn lantern

When your girlfriend thinks you're going to fuck her doggie-style, but at the last second you shove it up her ass. Her eyes open so wide in shocking surprise that they light up the whole room.

The room was so dark I couldn't find my car keys, so I gave my wife a Brooklyn lantern. I found them.

by Gern Cranium July 28, 2014

golden lantern

The act of deficating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. Less common but more gratifying than a Golden Shower, where, one person urinates on another.

I love when my boyfriend gives me a golden lantern!

by Poo mo July 11, 2017

Wanker’s lantern

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019

Rusty lantern

When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.

It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.

by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019