Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.
It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.
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Get the Lanning mug.Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally
E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly
E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly
It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .
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