A Last Night Name 

An alias for when you get down and dirty and need to keep your identity a secret.

I didn't want that girl to look me up on Facebook the next day and try to friend me- so I used a Last Night Name

A Last Night Name by Iguana Mama July 29, 2018

Eating last night's parmo 

A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.

I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.

Eating last night's parmo by Eidorb Norton the Unseemly May 29, 2024

Was really nice talking to you last night :) 

When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"

Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"

Was really nice talking to you last night :) by anonymous_123_b November 6, 2019

That's what she said last night 

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

That's what she said last night by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night 

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021

didn't even last a night 

the relationship didn't last even a single night

She didn't even last a night

didn't even last a night by Ice_lolly March 19, 2019

Last margarita of the night 

When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.

I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.

Last margarita of the night by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023