Koala

Someone who is kind, kool and loves kids. Also someone that is warm and a great cuddler.

As a single mom, I would consider dating John since he is a such a Koala.

I only date koalas.

by koalamatch January 8, 2020

Koala

A person who will not help themselves; Similar to that of the marsupial known as a koala who spends its time eating poisonous leaves so that they must sleep the majority of the day.

"Don't be a koala Chloe!"

by theSpenc7 July 16, 2016

Koalaing

When your friend jumps onto you and holds onto you like you are a tree. Your friend wraps his/her body around the side of yourself.

"Kyra was koalaing me at the beach so she wouldn't touch the water"

by @n0n¥m0u$ July 31, 2017

Koalas

A sexually transmitted disease, carried exclusively by Australian girls. The Australian equivalent of crabs.

"Dude, that chick from Melbourne gave me mad koalas, I was pissing eucalyptus leaves all night."

by MrXcitement April 11, 2008

Koalaing

the act of sitting backwards on the toilet seat and wrapping your arms around the cistern whilst taking a shit, just like a koala hugging a tree

phil is koalaing the shit out of that toilet.

by simon cowl December 10, 2011

Koalaing

The action of clinging on and attaching to an object very tightly with no intention of letting go

Man, she was koalaing me so hard last night i could not breathe..

by MolLip May 13, 2015

Koala

According to the song ' Bird Walk ' by Soulja Boy

Koala is the newest form of being 'ill'

" Sup dis yo boy envy! KOALA! "

" Mayne dats koala "

by Mr. Koala March 30, 2009