Kitten

A younger women who goes after older men, the opposite of cougar.

"Man look at that girl, going after that grampa, what a kitten."

by RachelRoxstar January 12, 2008

kittens

Kitten : kît''n
Noun
1 Small, furry, multidimensional mammals that make up the fabric of the universe :
2 Evil beings that secretly plot mankind's destruction and must be potatoshopped at all cost :
''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''
''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''

''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

by MullerNick August 31, 2006

Kitten

A nickname normally given to a shy submissive by there Dom.

Dom: Come here kitten don’t be shy .

by comegiveladyalick December 7, 2020

Kitten

The embodiment of pure evil. Most breeds have sharp talons on each foot, fangs sharp enough to sever a head, a tail powerful enough to break a human in half, and can breath fire. Thought to be of the Felis catus family (which became extinct 25 trillion years ago), they are however, a completely different species most likely not of this earth. Known best for the uncanny ability to garner as much attention and affection from everything around it for no apparent reason other than to entrance the viewer into falling at its every whim. It is not known how or why kittens possess this ability, and is a big controversial topic in today's society. Research has shown some evidence supporting the idea of this "Death Gaze" as a way to extract a portion of it's victims soul for sustenance. Once the kitten has reached it's critical soul threshold, it then encases itself in a cocoon of human baby flesh and emerges a full grown beast we know as a cat. This new body that this "cat" possesses is so immensely powerful, they become lazy bastards, eating every conceivable thing in sight, sleeping on neighbors cars, and only wants attention when it needs to recharge by collecting more human souls.

Unsuspecting victim: "Aww, a cute baby kitten!"
Kitten: "Meow!"
Unsuspecting victim: *dead*

by Sean McAwesome January 20, 2009

kittens

Small balls of fluff that people perceive as being "cute". Everytime you do something naughty, they die.

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

by delirium of joy May 25, 2003

Kitten

A very young (baby) cat.

The cat licked her kitten.

by Wolfehluver December 1, 2009

kittens

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004